1. 7 Feb


    Things That Martha Left Behind Ketchup is red. Martha’s hair is red. Coincidence? Probably. Ketchup is pretty gross, but it’s good on fries. Judging from the amount of ketchup that is gone from this bottle she was probably putting ketchup on hot dogs too. That’s mustard’s job, bitch!

    Things That Martha Left Behind

    Ketchup is red. Martha’s hair is red. Coincidence? Probably.

    Ketchup is pretty gross, but it’s good on fries. Judging from the amount of ketchup that is gone from this bottle she was probably putting ketchup on hot dogs too. That’s mustard’s job, bitch!