What if Texas Secedes?
1. Will I have to get a passport?
2. Will the passport be made of cowhide?
3. Can I have dual citizenship with the United States?
4. Will the Cowboys and Texans only play each other in sports?
5. Same question for baseball and basketball?
6. Will Hockey be outlawed?
7. Can we drink and drive again?
8. Pony Express?
9. Will Tofu still be sold in stores in Texas?
10. Will I HAVE to carry a gun?
11. Who will protect us from Louisiana?
12. Will we go to war with Mexico?
13. Will we go to war with everyone?
14. Will there be lots of war?
15. Will I be expected to participate???