1. 11 Apr


    #nap #dog

    #nap #dog

     

  2. 11 Apr


    I want a dog.

    I want a dog.

     

  3. 30 Mar


    Take a Dive

    Chimney Sweep Lounge in Sherman Oaks

    Hey, are you ever in Sherman Oaks? Me neither.

    The Chimney Sweep shares a parking lot with a dentist, a liquor store and also other shit. You can choose your own adventure!

    If you choose the Chimney Sweep they have…

    Fire. This shit hole has a fire pit in the middle of the bar. It’s nice.

    Carpet.

    Pool Tables. If you play pool, I guess.

    Smoking area. You know how you’ll be somewhere and you are curious where everyone terrible is? They are in the smoking area. They wear pinky rings.

    Cheap alcohol. Chase with Popcorn.

    Unattractive clientele.

    Go!

     

  4. 24 Jan


    Cinematic Justice Caledon Hockley from Titanic I like Billy Zane. He has a very likable turn in Twin Peaks. But, Titanic fucked him. Remember that bullshit where he kidnaps the little girl so that he can get into a lifeboat? Or when he gets violent with the orange juice? The orange juice was innocent and then it’s all over the floor. This character lives in a reality where he thinks that he can do whatever he wants and he is justified in doing it, because he is who he is. When this reality is destroyed he can’t handle it and then he ends it all. Better ending, MAKE HIM LIVE POOR. MAKE HIM EAT SPAM.

    Cinematic Justice

    Caledon Hockley from Titanic

    I like Billy Zane. He has a very likable turn in Twin Peaks. But, Titanic fucked him. Remember that bullshit where he kidnaps the little girl so that he can get into a lifeboat? Or when he gets violent with the orange juice? The orange juice was innocent and then it’s all over the floor. This character lives in a reality where he thinks that he can do whatever he wants and he is justified in doing it, because he is who he is. When this reality is destroyed he can’t handle it and then he ends it all. Better ending, MAKE HIM LIVE POOR. MAKE HIM EAT SPAM.

     

  5. 22 Jan


    Cinematic Justice Shannon Hamilton from Mallrats I will hate Ben Affleck forever because of his role in this movie, but I don’t think that is a big loss. I heard The Town was really good. Argo won best picture at the Golden Globes. I don’t give a fuck. Ben Affleck is the worst. HAVE YOU SEEN MALLRATS, NERDS! I wonder if he is having sex with that chick from Alias in the back of a Volkswagen ;)

    Cinematic Justice

    Shannon Hamilton from Mallrats

    I will hate Ben Affleck forever because of his role in this movie, but I don’t think that is a big loss. I heard The Town was really good. Argo won best picture at the Golden Globes. I don’t give a fuck. Ben Affleck is the worst. HAVE YOU SEEN MALLRATS, NERDS! I wonder if he is having sex with that chick from Alias in the back of a Volkswagen ;)

     

  6. 17 Jan


    National Film Registry Film Reviews: Slacker The National Film Registry is a selection of films for preservation in the Library of Congress. Each year 25 “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant films” are added for preservation. This year Richard Linklater’s 1991 film “Slaker” was added to the list. What follows is my review of the iconic film: Every single landmark in this movie is a Quiznos now.

    National Film Registry Film Reviews: Slacker

    The National Film Registry is a selection of films for preservation in the Library of Congress. Each year 25 “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant films” are added for preservation.

    This year Richard Linklater’s 1991 film “Slaker” was added to the list. What follows is my review of the iconic film:

    Every single landmark in this movie is a Quiznos now.

     

  7. 16 Jan


    Cinematic Justice Principal Ed Rooney  Leave him alone he is just doing his job. False! His job is to be the principle of the entire school not to police one rogue student. I think that some problems were a bit beyond his depth so he focused on the problem that he could handle – truancy. For Shame! These students were at a difficult stage in their young lives. This was a tipping point that decided their futures. They needed leadership. This twerp might have irreversibly altered hundreds of futures by not being present when he was needed the most. Where is the justice for the young men and women who went on to find meager success when if things had been different they might have landed gigs at Google? Damn you, Principal Rooney.

    Cinematic Justice

    Principal Ed Rooney 

    Leave him alone he is just doing his job. False! His job is to be the principle of the entire school not to police one rogue student. I think that some problems were a bit beyond his depth so he focused on the problem that he could handle – truancy. For Shame! These students were at a difficult stage in their young lives. This was a tipping point that decided their futures. They needed leadership. This twerp might have irreversibly altered hundreds of futures by not being present when he was needed the most. Where is the justice for the young men and women who went on to find meager success when if things had been different they might have landed gigs at Google? Damn you, Principal Rooney.

     

  8. 14 Jan


    National Film Registry Film Reviews: The Matrix The National Film Registry is a selection of films for preservation in the Library of Congress. Each year 25 “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant films” are added for preservation. This year the 1999 film “The Matrix” starring Keanu Reeves was added to the list. What follows is my review of the iconic film: Red Pill! Blue Pill! I have not seen this movie.

    National Film Registry Film Reviews: The Matrix

    The National Film Registry is a selection of films for preservation in the Library of Congress. Each year 25 “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant films” are added for preservation.

    This year the 1999 film “The Matrix” starring Keanu Reeves was added to the list. What follows is my review of the iconic film:

    Red Pill! Blue Pill! I have not seen this movie.

     

  9. 11 Jan


    Cinematic Justice Biff Tannen from Back to the Future Does this asshole know how beloved Michael J. Fox is? BELOVED. He is the voice of Chance from Homeward Bound. If you go up against M.J.F. you are going to lose. Biff tries to date rape his mom. Are you fucking crazy? Hey Biff, no means no! I’d like to see Biff pull that shit in front of Teen Wolf. Biff had a miserable life and he got really ugly when he was old, but it’s not enough. You don’t treat people the way Biff treated people. If you spread fear and anxiety you deserve to reap what you sow. Reap it Biff, Teen Wolf is going to tear you apart!

    Cinematic Justice

    Biff Tannen from Back to the Future

    Does this asshole know how beloved Michael J. Fox is? BELOVED. He is the voice of Chance from Homeward Bound. If you go up against M.J.F. you are going to lose. Biff tries to date rape his mom. Are you fucking crazy? Hey Biff, no means no! I’d like to see Biff pull that shit in front of Teen Wolf. Biff had a miserable life and he got really ugly when he was old, but it’s not enough. You don’t treat people the way Biff treated people. If you spread fear and anxiety you deserve to reap what you sow. Reap it Biff, Teen Wolf is going to tear you apart!

     

  10. 9 Jan


    National Film Registry Film Reviews: Breakfast at Tiffany’s The National Film Registry is a selection of films for preservation in the Library of Congress. Each year 25 “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant films” are added for preservation. This year the 1961 film “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” staring Audrey Hepburn was added to the list. What follows is my review of the iconic film: Remember that part at the party where the giant drunk lady falls down and Audrey Hepburn yells “timber!” Also there is a cat in it! 

    National Film Registry Film Reviews: Breakfast at Tiffany’s

    The National Film Registry is a selection of films for preservation in the Library of Congress. Each year 25 “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant films” are added for preservation.

    This year the 1961 film “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” staring Audrey Hepburn was added to the list. What follows is my review of the iconic film:

    Remember that part at the party where the giant drunk lady falls down and Audrey Hepburn yells “timber!” Also there is a cat in it!